The Bugs Bunny\Road-Runner Movie Page #5

Geronimo!

All right, enough is enough!

This is the final, the very, very last straw!

Who is responsible for this...

I demand that you show yourself!

Who are you?

Ain't I a stinker?

Now, one of the problems

I always had with aminators, animators...

...is that they can't ever seem

to tell the difference...

...between a rabbit and a mole.

Very humiliating

having to burrow your way...

...wherever you want to go.

And somehow, I always forgot

to take that left turn at Albuquerque.

Here I am!

Just a cotton-picking minute.

This don't look like

the Coachella Valley to me.

I knew I should have taken

that left turn at Albuquerque.

I'll just ask this gent

in the fancy knickerbockers.

I beg your par...

Pardon me, sir, but could you

direct me to the shortest route...

...to the Coachella Valley

and the big carrot festival, therein?

What's up, doc?

Stop steaming up my tail!

What are you trying to do, wrinkle it?

Let's see, now. Coachella Valley.

Then to Las Vegas, San Bernadino...

Of course, you realize this means war.

Me public.

What a gulli-bull.

What a nim-cow-poop.

Pardon me, Mac.

Okay, Toro,

whenever you can spare the time.

Booby trap.

What an imbecile.

What an ultra-maroon.

Traveling alone can be boring.

Personally, I prefer to travel

with some foxy little rabbit chick.

Like Sophia here.

But...

I often found myself traveling

with that selfsame courteous...

...even-tempered, unselfish, pushy,

self-serving, conceited...

...self-made favorite of everyone

including himself...

Daffy Duck.

Close sesame.

Guard well this treasure, O Hasaan.

Or the jackal shall grow fat on thy carcass.

No one shall pass Hasaan.

Open.

Open sarsaparilla?

Open Saskatchewan?

Here we are.

Pismo Beach and all the clams we can eat!

What a way for a duck to travel.

Underground.

Wait a minute.

Since when is Pismo Beach inside a cave?

I wonder...

You know, I just bet we should have

turned left at Albuquerque.

Then maybe a right turn at La Jolla.

We can't be too far off.

- So, if we...

- It's mine, you understand?

Mine! All mine! Get back in there!

Down! Go! Mine!

What's up, duck?

I'm rich! I'm wealthy!

I'm comfortably well-off.

Open septuagenarian?

Open saddle soap?

Open sesame?

I'm in the money...

La ta, the money...

Ah! Redcap.

Call me a cab, boy, and be quick about it.

I'm a heavy tipper.

Quick! Save me, pal. And it's yours!

Gorgeous, isn't it? Don't be afraid.

Have it appraised anyplace.

- Proud punk.

- Hasaan chop!

Yeah? Chop the rabbit.

He brought us here.

Me genie, the light-brown hare.

O mighty genie!

Release me,

and I shall grant thee a rich reward.

He's lying! Chop him!

Hasaan release you, O Master!

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